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This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Sleep is for the weak.

Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in duties and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Caffeine, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to show your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable pep talk. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of tea anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next workday
• It makes a great present for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite leggings for ultimate comfort

My Blood Type is Coffee Hoodie

I don't need caffeine like a regular person. I operate on pure brew. My veins are pumping with dark roast. Truthfully, if you ever see me sporting this hoodie, it's a clear sign humorous coffee hoodies that I'm fully fueled.

• Get yours before they vanish into the ether!

Donut Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With Coffee) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe enthusiasts. You know, the kind who adore a good atmosphere and aren't afraid to flaunt their personality. It's got that classic look with a touch of sarcasm, making it perfect for hanging out. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can disrupt your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Specs: Super-soft material
• Shades: Black, and maybe a some crazy ones too
• Feels: True to size, so you can feel confident in your decision

Snag yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Could Spontaneously Talk About Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to suddenly burst into conversations about it at the least unexpected times. Don't be surprised if they begin a detailed description about its material, design, or even the perfect coffee pairing. It might take an eternity to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled journey.

Sweatshirt I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a clothing item, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the controlled pandemonium. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy fashion choice. Whether you're conquering your schedule, or just unwinding after a long work day, this top is the perfect way to show off your personality.

• Double the cool if you pair it with some dark circles for that authentic look.
• Own this vibe and let everyone know: You run on pure willpower.